Something I hope my son never asks me to do again...

B announced he had an itchy bum at the dinner table tonight. Then after getting down and putting on his shoes he continued to tell us that it still itched and he needed to "rub the itch out". After a minute he turned to me and asked "Mommy, will you rub the itch on my bum away?". Steven and I had to hide our laughter because he was so serious. (He is continually trying to scratch his bottom through the denim shorts and underwear while this is all happening) I just couldn't bring my self to do it. He is becoming such a little person. Its so much fun!